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Dear haters, you just see my glory not my story! Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class ♥
There was a girl that was so stupid that.. .. .. * Adapted from an email.
One, she called me to get my phone number. Two, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.' Three, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. Four, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Five, she studied for a blood test. Six, when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. Seven, when she missed the bus 44, she took the bus 22 twice instead. Eight, when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home.
This is the reason why Mona Lisa smiled in the picture! *Adapted from a powerpoint slide show in an email.
Alright, there is this sudden fire alarm in the afternoon in SNEC few days back on the 9th. After reading Jasmine's blog, i finally know the reason of the ring! It makes everyone panic! All doctors even came out of the operating theatre to take a look & was deciding whether to proceed with the operation or stop & listen to the center's instruction.
" This patient was suppose to press the que number for registering but
instead, he went to hit on the fire alarm! He pressed so hard that the glass
broke & the alarm started sounding. "
LOL, i laughed like mad after reading Jasmine's entry about that! The uncle was like so blur or the cataract in his eye is too thick thus having super bad vision. Luckily, the alarm didnt sound for long. Uncle, you make the joke of the day man! LOL!
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