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Sunday, June 14, 2009 0 Comments

There was a girl that was so stupid that.. .. ..
* Adapted from an email.

One, she called me to get my phone number.
Two, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
Three, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
Four, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Five, she studied for a blood test.
Six, when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Seven, when she missed the bus 44, she took the bus 22 twice instead.
Eight, when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned
around and went home.

This is the reason why Mona Lisa smiled in the picture!
*Adapted from a powerpoint slide show in an email.

Alright, there is this sudden fire alarm in the afternoon in SNEC few days back on the 9th.
After reading Jasmine's blog, i finally know the reason of the ring! It makes everyone
panic! All doctors even came out of the operating theatre to take a look & was deciding
whether to proceed with the operation or stop & listen to the center's instruction.

" This patient was suppose to press the que number for registering but

instead, he went to hit on the fire alarm! He pressed so hard that the glass

broke & the alarm started sounding.

LOL, i laughed like mad after reading Jasmine's entry about that! The uncle was like so
blur or the cataract in his eye is too thick thus having super bad vision. Luckily, the alarm
didnt sound for long. Uncle, you make the joke of the day man! LOL!