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Dear haters, you just see my glory not my story! Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class ♥
Alright, i stayed at home to rot for the whole day. Made another blogskin, & its brown one this time.
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A joke to share! Just for laughter!
TEACHER: Maria , go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria
TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald , what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie , name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen , why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie , give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie ........ Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie , do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold , what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher
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